Emily Toder lives and works in New York. Her favorite snacks are hearts of palm and artichoke.
Grape cheats on other grape
Grape leaves
French goes to the beach
French fries
Mozzarella falls on a bunch of glue
Mozzarella sticks
Chicken caesar buys Xmas presents
Chicken caesar wraps
Rice goes to Coachella
Rice puffs
Buffalo doesn’t study for test
Buffalo wings
Onion is a phone
Onion rings
Spring falls down a hill
Spring rolls
Crab wears too much foundation
Crab cakes—crab’s face cakes
Tuna crawls through desert
Tuna melts
Banana doesn’t like party
Banana splits
Egg takes Molly
Egg rolls
Root beer bobs in water
Root beer floats
Broccoli has to get somewhere fast
Broccoli floret
Pork is line cook
Pork chops
Cheese scribbles in pad
Cheese doodles
Turkey goes to meatpacking district
Turkey clubs
Potato kills deer
Potato skins
Belgian doesn’t know what to do
Belgian waffles