Brendan Lee

internetbummer.com

You and Albert Einstein are planning a weeklong road trip across the American Southwest. What snack do you pack in your little Coleman cooler?

Sea Salt & Vinegar Kettle Chips, movie theater box of Nerds, Lime Gatorade, Nerd Ropes and Tabasco Slim Jims.

It’s game night at Emily Dickinson’s house and you can’t show up empty-handed. What’s your move?

Black caviar, rye bread, chocolate fountain with fruit and marshmallows, Freixenet cava. One novelty giant gummy bear.

It’s Thomas Edison’s office party and you’ve signed up to bring cups and snacks. How are you going to take this get-together to the next level?

Salmon sashimi and salmon skin hand roles paired with a crisp, rice based Pilsner, red bean ice cream and hand-shaved wasabi.

You and Frida Kahlo have been walking around for two hours, trying to decide where to eat and now you are hangry. What do you snack on so you don’t bite each other’s heads off?

Al Pastor pupusas, whole pineapple with chile powder on it, carrot juice and Skinny Girl Margaritas.

Ernest Hemingway is stuck at home, waiting for the cable guy, and he needs you to bring him something to munch on. What do you grab on your way over?

Bison Jerky, Alligator Jerky, Flaming Hot Cheeto Fries, canned anchovies in olive oil and capers, jalapeño stuffed olives and two twelve packs of Modelo.