Andy J. Miller

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What major snack event will cover the front pages of newspapers worldwide?

This just in! Bagel Bites are actually a super duper food! This special and unique congealment of processed cheese, poorly cured meats and bread-like bagel substance, produces the ultimate antioxident! Curing most forms of disease and social awkwardness!

Turns out, Brad Pitt owes everything he has to his daily consumption of Bagel Bites for every meal! Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time!

What innovation will rock the world of Combos?

Combos finally harnesses the true power of the sun, not to end the world’s energy crisis…nay… to create the hottest flavors the world has ever seen!

Smokin’ Hot Slow Cooked BBQ Pulled Pork Combos! Spicy Tikka Masala Combos! and America’s new favorite: Sriracha “Literally Burn Holes in Your Stomach” Combos!

How will pretzels change the game forever?

We realize that the flux capacitor shape was all wrong… it’s actually 1.21 gigawatts of power through a pretzel shape that turns back time!

What snack will you form a deep emotional connection to this year?

Honest answer? Rice crackers dipped into jalapeño hummus.

How will snacks finally win the war against meals?

Science finally solves the weight gain epidemic.

Turns out, eating 33 well portioned mini snacks a day is actually what we were evolved to do…unlike the daily 3 meal scenario.