Adam Garcia

thepressure.org

Which snack would you bring to the housewarming party of a good friend?

Depends on the friend. I am Friend-snack-appropriate. Or just alcohol.

Which snack would you like to have on your deathbed?

Weed brownie.

If you had to name your newborn daughter after a snack, what would you name her?

Jerky.

Which snack brings you fond memories?

A big bowl of Fruity Pebbles. And watermelon.

Which snack reminds you of heartbreak?

Every snack reminds me of heartbreak.

Which snack would you bring to the housewarming party of a mortal enemy?

Laxative truffles.