Chris Lael Larson

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You’re shooting your Tinder profile selfie and you definitely think that in it, you should be holding a snack. Which snack and why?

No snacks. Just a tiger. So, whatever snacks the tiger wants.

You’re on a first date and she/he desperately needs to stop in this 7-11 to grab a little something before drinks. What little something will make the date? And what will break it?

Make it = 5-hour ENERGY®.
Break it = Four Loko.

You’re on a second date at the movies and he/she goes to get snacks and you ask he/she to surprise you. But it’s a terrible surprise. What did he/she bring you?

A tiger. High on Four Loko.

The two of you are spending your first long weekend together. What fine munchable do you bring to the bedroom to keep the fires burning?

5-hour ENERGY® knife hits.

You’re being proposed to and the ring is at the bottom of a bag of chips. What kind of chips does you fiancée know will seal the deal?

Wood chips. Cedar.