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Which snack would you bring to the housewarming party of a good friend?

Lil’ Smokies.

Which snack would you like to have on your deathbed?

Pork Rinds and Donuts.

If you had to name your newborn daughter after a snack, what would you name her?

HobNob-KitKat-Pachunka.

Which snack brings you fond memories?

Reese’s Pieces.

Which snack reminds you of heartbreak?

French fries and a Frosty.

Which snack would you bring to the housewarming party of a mortal enemy?

Raisins in cookies.