Mikey Burton

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What major snack event will cover the front pages of newspapers worldwide?

Mentos flavor Diet Coke causes collapse of US economy. Obama demonized as “The Freshmaker.”

What innovation will rock the world of Combos?

Peanut Butter and Miller High Life.

How will pretzels change the game forever?

They will just be referred to as “Zels” or infinity shape that regenerates. Duh!.

What snack will you form a deep emotional connection to this year?

Little Debbie. Hey girl, you lookin’ good!

How will snacks finally win the war against meals?

They will find its Achilles meal.