Noah Harmon

relaxadult.com

You’re shooting your Tinder profile selfie and you definitely think that in it, you should be holding a snack. Which snack and why?

I don’t know what tinder or a selfie is.

You’re on a first date and she/he desperately needs to stop in this 7-11 to grab a little something before drinks. What little something will make the date? And what will break it?

Too many outside factors ie. Wind Direction, General Hunger.

You’re on a second date at the movies and he/she goes to get snacks and you ask he/she to surprise you. But it’s a terrible surprise. What did he/she bring you?

I really can’t hate on free snacks.

The two of you are spending your first long weekend together. What fine munchable do you bring to the bedroom to keep the fires burning?

*Censored*

You’re being proposed to and the ring is at the bottom of a bag of chips. What kind of chips does you fiancée know will seal the deal?

This scenario is too frightening.