Tim Lahan

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You and Albert Einstein are planning a weeklong road trip across the American Southwest. What snack do you pack in your little Coleman cooler?

Water and a 12-pack of Miller Lite.

It’s game night at Emily Dickinson’s house and you can’t show up empty-handed. What’s your move?

Twister.

It’s Thomas Edison’s office party and you’ve signed up to bring cups and snacks. How are you going to take this get-together to the next level?

Bring nothing and make everyone drink from plastic spoons.

You and Frida Kahlo have been walking around for two hours, trying to decide where to eat and now you are hangry. What do you snack on so you don’t bite each other’s heads off?

Beef jerky.

Ernest Hemingway is stuck at home, waiting for the cable guy, and he needs you to bring him something to munch on. What do you grab on your way over?

Caramel corn, pretzel sticks, Pizza-flavored Combos and Gatorade.